Still my fav: "Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."
Well much of my life is a mystery. I was probably born somewhere, and grew up doing stuff, possibly even amazing things. But no one can be sure. But here I am nonetheless.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Still my fav: "Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building."
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